Say it slowly

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I never said he licked my asshole.

  • I don’t kiss and tell, but it’s true.

  I never said he licked my asshole.

  • He didn’t lick my asshole.

  I never said he licked my asshole.

  • I need some plausible deniability here, but he definitely licked it.

  I never said he licked my asshole.

  • Somebody licked it, but it wasn’t him.

  I never said he licked my asshole.

  • He fucked my asshole.

  I never said he licked my asshole.

  • I’m not a tramp. It was someone else’s asshole.

  I never said he licked my asshole.

  • He definitely licked me somewhere else.

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• unmagical@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I 👏 never 👏 said 👏 he 👏 licked 👏 my 👏 asshole.

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  • MohamedMoney@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Captain Kirk is licking an asshole. Why is he licking an asshole?

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Because it was there!

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Prime directive.

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• anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And yet somehow people think tones in Mandarin are difficult.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s why I shout every word, to leave it ambiguous.

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  say it quickly

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Say it loud and there’s music playing
    Say it soft and it’s almost like praying

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Lol! This is perfect

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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