Funerary rites

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• GuyFawkes@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s funeral idea #1?

  WHAT’S FUNERAL IDEA #1??!!!

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    the lights dim and the beginning to thriller starts to play as your corpse is lowered slowly down from the ceiling. a group of people come out from the sides of the stage and all begin dancing to the music as your body hangs there lifeless above them. after the song, a casket is rolled under your corpse and the lines are cut unceremoniously, causing your grotesque form to collapse unnaturally inside before the lid is slammed shut and the dancers push your eternal resting place down the ramp and out the door to the burial site, the music following them.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Viking funeral, probably 🤷

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this young and the restless?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nope. Old and the comfy.

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  • hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is that John de Lancie?

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• hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Or we could do a Job Bluth and get buried alive to land on a magazine cover.

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  pay a body double to jump out at the end and start trying to eat everyones brains

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