Maybe we can get a Charlie Kirk ketchup dispenser.
Here comes the merch
Submitted 11 months ago by altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Honey, you forgout to pour ketchup from our favorite screaming dispenser. Honey?
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Thats messed up! The spray opening is on the wrong aide of the neck
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I tried to mistakengly mirror his head (instead of cans) and when I saw him looking in the same direction as a paint stream I reverted it back asap. That weird image made me give up on further corrections. I saw a small tankhead screaming and pulverising blood on it’s enemies. It was not only too wicked, it was too badass to imagine Kirk in it in any form.
6stringringer@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Bwahahaha.
Assassassin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lots of fantastic details in this one. My favorite is “visit a therapist”.
devolution@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How about the Charlie Kirk garden hose head? Hook up the hose to the back of its head and the water comes out of the neck hole.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Yep, some rotating tower spreading water around a small patch could’ve been fitting, especially with a fake gold plating on every detail.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
The “International right-wing menace” caption on the kindle ad is 🤌💋