A Fine Vintage!

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “strong flavor of cannabis, with a mild heroin aftertaste and notes of junk food”

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  • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Little sweet, he should see a doctor about that. But I’m not gonna be the one to tell him nope nope nope

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    • Davel23@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Funny you should mention that. That's literally how diabetes used to be diagnosed.

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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    "Is that...Totino's pizza roll on the finish? Peppe...no, no, wait...Combination!"

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  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Are chewing gum?”

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• chickenf622@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gotta make sure the pee in the balls is primo quality.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How do you think diabetes mellitus got its name?

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What is a “urinalysis coordinator” 😭

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• Havald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Should put that on a t-shirt and wear it next time I have to pee in a cup

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