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• gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Like… firing condoms from a gun? Were they used and aimed at your mum’s snatch?

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  • Florian@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Damn. Half the fun of conceiving is not wearing a condom.

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    • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I call bullshit, he would have been able to feel the holes in the wrapper. He chose you bruh

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They were an elf once

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• the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this meme implying your dad doesn’t know because he wasn’t there?

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• kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It was probably though sex either your mother

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