L. Ron Hubbard would disagree. Scientology doctrine holds that we inherit all our stress and anxiety from clams who were our ancestors, and their tension between their desire to open and close their hinge. (It is apparently possible to stress out an indoctrinated Scientologist by making opening and closing motions with one’s hand, subliminally reminding them of this.)
No thoughts, head empty
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 month ago
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mate, are you for cereal? I believe you, but, fr fr? Thanks for the share, that’s wild!
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh that’s why it’s called Operation Clambake.
skooma_king@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Clams have feelings too
Sergio@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
can@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
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Slakeindagrass@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
And here I thought it was simply because their opening looked like an ear to ear grin… the more ya know! Thank you!
xylol@leminal.space 1 month ago
That’s probably part of it since I assume they would open to feed when high tide happens