Thats fair

Comments

• RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was born flatfooted. I’d make my feet and legs normal.

  source
• shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  my skin, i think the one organ that protects all the other organs is long overdue for an upgrade

  source
• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d upgrade my ass so that I didn’t need to shit, it just like teleported the poop somewhere

  source

  • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Absolutely no way, finishing a good poo is such a relief.

    source

    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can still do it, just anywhere.

      source
• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My bones.

  Also I checked, bones are an organ.

  source
• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Deafinitly one of the choices

  source
• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Upgrade my butt. Poot existential dread instead of regular feces.

  source

  • FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It definitely didn’t end the way I expected

    source

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Neither did i

      source
  • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I used to think that if I could have a superpower I 'd like to be able to take a big rancid shit at will, but open up a portal so it would arrive in the pants of a person of my choosing. But then it wouldn’t even work on Trump so what’s the point

    source
• cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My stamina is shit so lungs.

  source
• C1pher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Classic.

  source
• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Been playing Lies of P and I find it funny to say I would upgrade my P-Organ. 😏

  source
• FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I would like a second of the same dong. undecided as to configuration (over-and-under vs. side-by-side)

  source

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Under/over of course.
    You can be a one-man DP

    source