What's the matter Aquaman?

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No kid wants a toy Aquaman.

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  • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not when Sea Man is a way better alternative.

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    • blinfabian@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      dont go to the store to say kids want the Sea Man

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    • puckpuckpuckow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He looks like Jesus, just like my pastor said he would!

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Depends, it’d be cool if he could be made as a tub toy that swims fast

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jesus is fucking hung

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• ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Keeps swimming in wine and getting fish drunk.

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• db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Good opportunity to link to this youtu.be/I53HDr0-Qew

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  • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At least link the murmaider one first!

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    • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s what I did

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The internet needs to be more this

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• OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aqua Chuck Norris

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