*slap slap slap*

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “A woodpecker An avian terrorist damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts town”

  There, I fixed the headline for you.

  How long are we going to let these, probably migrant assholes, get away with this. Trump needs to make a plea to add bird cages at CECOT.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It wasn’t an avian terrorist, it was a malfunctioning government drone! Birds are not real.

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    • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Shhh…your going to the black-bagged.

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  • mmddmm@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The FBI was too busy going after judges.

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• Samsonreturns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Why is he holding a branded cup? Fucking shills

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  • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It’s a Dunkin donuts cup. It happened in Massachusetts. New Englanders carry Dunkin donuts coffee at all times.

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    • supernicepojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      This is true. Corporate dunkin is located in Quincy. When born in New England you given at birth a choice between Patriots/red sox or yankees, its on your Social Security card.

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Good reason to stick with old England if you ask me.

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  !fuckcars@lemmy.world

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  So the car has bugs inside?

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• m532@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Carpecker

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