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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “A woodpecker An avian terrorist damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts town”

    There, I fixed the headline for you.

    How long are we going to let these, probably migrant assholes, get away with this. Trump needs to make a plea to add bird cages at CECOT.

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It wasn’t an avian terrorist, it was a malfunctioning government drone! Birds are not real.

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      • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Shhh…your going to the black-bagged.

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    • mmddmm@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The FBI was too busy going after judges.

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  • Samsonreturns@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why is he holding a branded cup? Fucking shills

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    • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a Dunkin donuts cup. It happened in Massachusetts. New Englanders carry Dunkin donuts coffee at all times.

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      • supernicepojo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is true. Corporate dunkin is located in Quincy. When born in New England you given at birth a choice between Patriots/red sox or yankees, its on your Social Security card.

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Good reason to stick with old England if you ask me.

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    !fuckcars@lemmy.world

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  • lath@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So the car has bugs inside?

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  • m532@lemmygrad.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Carpecker

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