Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑

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• LouSlash@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No “yo mamma” jokes about it yet?

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yo mama so fat, she took a dip in the ocean and left ring around the coastline.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There are plenty of fish in the sea.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder if fish say “there are plenty of humans on the land”

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you know fish fuck in the ocean? Remember that, when you go for a swim.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Assert dominance: Fuck the fish.
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• allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Billy Ocean has an honorary doctorate of music from the University of Westminster.

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• Fleur_@hilariouschaos.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Blue

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Incorrect.

    Wine-dark.

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