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LPT 4 Summer BBQs

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You can tell that this wasn’t written by a parent. Parents know that the small child is already covered in jam, despite there being no jam at the BBQ

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  • perishthethought@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    LPT 4

    Why are we discussing a printer port?

    (I am old)

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    • Bashnagdul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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  • mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    for real though: use a decoy, a literal honeypot, so flies and wasps and whatnot don’t land in your plate

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Do not use bait traps, those just attract more wasps. Fake hives are somewhat effective at deterring wasps.

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    • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Do you want more wasps? Because that’s how you get more wasps?

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Great idea. Now where do I get a small child?

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    • Bashnagdul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Most primary schools are full with them. Just pick one.

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  • benignintervention@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pretty sure those are yellow jackets and I have seen a colony eat a dead bird. So maybe cover the children with rotting carcass?

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    • lenuup@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yellow jackets gather both protein rich and sugary foods. The proteins go to the larva and the sugars sustain the adults population.

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      • benignintervention@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Awesome

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ancient problems require ancient solutions. Sacrifice the small ugly child.

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  • Lemmist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can’t we just slightly cut the child? Jam is a rare thing at BBQs but knives are always there.

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Most BBQ sauce has a comparable amount of sugar to be a sufficient substitute

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Let a piece of meat to the side, far from the meal preparation and table will be. The animals are looking for food; if they find it early, no need to fight them later.

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  • RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So this is what they needed thousands of unaccompanied Latino children for

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