Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but the average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who’s changed is me. I’ve become more bitter and, let’s face it, crazy over the years. And when I’m swept into office, I’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat, and I’ll go into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place!
Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention!
Submitted 2 months ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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wazoobi@lemm.ee 2 months ago
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Once upon a time I was a nobody. Now I run as anybody. Tomorrow I become somebody.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Dalai-lamai’ing your way out of term limits
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Unga bunga brain not understand why Futurama Nixon quote on Immortal picture.