Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention!

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• Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Unga bunga brain not understand why Futurama Nixon quote on Immortal picture.

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Once upon a time I was a nobody. Now I run as anybody. Tomorrow I become somebody.

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  • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Day after tomorrow? Demoted back to nobody.

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Don’t mind me, I’m just a busybody.

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• wazoobi@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but the average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who’s changed is me. I’ve become more bitter and, let’s face it, crazy over the years. And when I’m swept into office, I’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat, and I’ll go into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place!

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Dalai-lamai’ing your way out of term limits

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