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This man offers you a blunt. Do you accept?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨tostiman@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • PeckerBrown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fuck, no.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t even accept a fist bump.

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    • jscummy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What about other kinds of bumps?

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah fam. If the blunt touched his lips already? I don’t want mouth VD

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  • WtfEvenIsExistence@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s ricin

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  • Xenon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Of course. Given the stuff he says he must be smoking some really good stuff.

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    • captain_oni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah, man. Hearing him talk makes me suspicious that blunt is laced with some weird shit that’s going to make my hair fall down.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • tacosplease@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Si

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    • herrwoland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I am really happy this is the top comment

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  • explodicle@local106.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t this the horse tranquilizer guy? It’s probably laced with something less fun and more dangerous.

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  • PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Free blunt, why not.

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    • SGG@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s not weed, it’s covfeve. You’d die in 30 seconds if you have any working brain cells. It’s how they weed out the RINOs

      /S

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      • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Do you honestly have to put the /s?

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  • TeoTwawki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m sorry but my suspension of disbelief is ruined because that hand is to large to be his.

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    • tostiman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s very close to the camera

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  • SysWOW64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    this pic goes hard

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  • FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dickhead, holding it in doesn’t get you more stoned.

    He’d have the shittiest ditch weed, I’m sure.

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