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• Crackhappy@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My brain refused to see anything but a child jumping on the bed for a solid 30 seconds. Jesus.

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m not religious but I also have nothing against people who are. But I never understood how the most popular Christian symbol is a guy being executed

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Literally a true story. Big Jesus dying everywhere but also super hot White Bearded Jesus’ face everywhere. They sell this shit I every single fucking store all across America

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Really hard to sleep with you dancing like that Jesus

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• QuiteQuickQum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why does this look like the inside of a freezer?

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• selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jesus can be kind of spooky. I mean, from the treason part onwards, he becomes a bit weird. I guess torture and death can radically affect even the best of us.

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My grandma had a painting of a woman playing a guitar underneath a tree by a river that gave me nightmares, idk why but that painting put the fear of god in me

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Mac’s childhood was pretty fucked

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Any loophole where you can make Jesus super fucking sexy so both you and your grandma can be happy with the wall candy?

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  • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But he’s already super fucking sexy…

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So glad my country is catholic and my grandma was a big fan of Mary. I’d take a pious looking mum type in a veil over a buff dude in undies being tortured any day.

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• crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure they didn’t have duct tape back when the guy was crucified

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  • PancakeAndBiceps@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes they did. Duct tape is famous to be made by the gauls but the Romans stole it after they found out how useful it was and that’s how they held Jesus up on the cross

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