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• migo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I love the part that says no additives or preservatives “except those naturally occurring in mountain dew”

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  • jscummy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Some additives and preservatives form naturally during the brewing process

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• sturmblast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  that cannot be real

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  • socialjeffwarrior@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    nope

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• MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey, for all the shenanigans we pulled to promote the movie, at least we didn’t make limited edition bright pink hotdogs…

  But maybe we should have…

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  • ridethespiral@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Please eat verification hot dog to continue movie.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Somebody at the local Pig Lips & Buttholes processing plant noticed that their meat tubes were coming out green and figured it’d be an easy pitch for the Mountain Dew folks.

  I’d try it.

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  • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah, so they put Mr Crabs in charge.

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  • TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Probably true

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• coach@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is not how I pictured the verification can…

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  • _Sprite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You gotta chew this at the same time you do the lil dance and jingle

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• where_am_i@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Every day we stay further away from god.

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  • HellAwaits@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good

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• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why god abandoned us?

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• SysWOW64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Still not the worst thing ever, anybody remember Dewitos? (Doritos flavored Mountain Dew)

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• phoneymouse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Prepackaged cancer

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  PepsiCo, probably: Do the Dew! Do the dog!

  Me: Uh… I think I’ma drink Coke from now on.

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• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ewwww. Uncured.

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• ThatOneDudeFromOhio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dew Dew Dogs

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• TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I unironically puked in my mouth

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  • naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re able to ironically puke in your mouth?

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• balance_sheet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dew Dog sounds like a fake rapper made by Mt Dew for advertisement

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, there’s now mustard flavored Skittles. 🤮

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