Anon has their dream job

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• turkalino@lemmy.yachts ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Except in real life, smoke grenades are actually pretty slow so it’d be more like a pffffff

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  • groet@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You also dont throw them at your enemies. Replacing “smoke” with “flash” works wqy better

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• abfarid@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are smoke grenades multi-use?

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  • rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    not unless you make them yourself, but i wouldn’t recommend trying to make multi-use smoke grenades

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    • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Noted. I will not.

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  • 1SimpleTailor@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No. Anon died doing what he loved.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Babe, my fuse is perfectly measured, it’s normal I can’t contain myself for longer.

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• stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what a terrible day to be able to read

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like smoking too.

  I don’t anymore, but I still like it.

  I’m become the inverse Mitch Hedberg.

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• festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i like how the image is a smoke grenade and the first line says smoke grenade, but the actual story describes a flashbang

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  • rockstarmode@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure flashbangs are less about the flash, and more about the bang.

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    • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the post seems to be talking about a precise grenade throw in a game. the only game i know that has such a thing is counter strike, so assuming that’s what it is.

      in CS, the player (for some reason) only gets deafened if they’re looking at the grenade, meaning they also get blinded. plus, the blinding effect is way more important than the deafening effect, since a person would still be able to shoot someone else if they’re just deafened.

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• nutsack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  why would it be shiny

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