When you fail to plan ahead

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• Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boomer humor levels of shitposting

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  • m_f@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, I’ve heard a very similar joke from a boomer:

    Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible?

    “…and Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.”

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lmao that’s pretty good

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why she’s been spending a heap of time over at her friend’s house these past 9 months, Jo.

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  • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not to mention that his pregnant virgin wife had three dudes show up to her baby’s birth.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She had four dudes there and none of them were the father

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• JudahBenHur@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  NormoFacebook@lemmy.world

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