Inflation is hitting hard these days

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• Linktank@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s not your “gf” if you’re paying actual cash for it.

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  • shaserlark@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    She says she loves me

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This “gf” is a very talented entrepeneur

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• PhrygianFudge@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why is it getting downvoted? It’s pretty funny

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  • shaserlark@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They can’t handle the truth, she is my gf and she loves me

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  • franklinovitch@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What is funny? Paying for sex and calling her your gf?

    Genuinely asking.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is actually a bargain. My gf costs way more

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    • PhrygianFudge@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just wait till she pull out the star bucks tablet.

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  TIP AMOUNT

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  25% 50% 100%

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  • shaserlark@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is only a matter of time, tipping culture got out of hand… I can already see the judgmental look in her face when I press 25% instead of 100%. I will be more careful when she tells me next time that she wants just the tip.

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