His wish

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• Buffalox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Poor dog.

  But that was pretty funny. ;)

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• CarlsIII@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I love how the dog thought “no they just don’t understand because I couldn’t explain it properly”

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It would be less funny, but since the dog can understand now, the humans could explain that “Yeah, buddy, we know and we want to give you all the food, but it’s not good for you and we love you and want you to be healthy even more than we want to give in and give you everything you want.💗”

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah…maybe it’s a good thing dogs can’t talk

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  • alcasa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If they can talk they can pay rent

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    • johndc7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If they can pay rent they can get normal food

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where are my testicles, summer?

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    • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I JUST WANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THAT FUCKING SQUIRREL IS OUTSIDE AGAIN!

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• KindaLost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah, around dinner time my dog whines and tries to lead you to where we keep his food. But he gets fed after the people eat and some times “around dinner time” is actually a few hours beforehand so his theatrics often go without getting what he wants straight away.

  Doesnt deter him though he just tries harder to make himself clearer. He must think we are so dense. How do we not understand? Hes being so clear! He would be very upset to find out we knew exactly what he was trying to say but were ignoring his pleas on purpose.

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• Grass@geddit.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Birds are like this too. I wish they could understand a lot of things humans eat will poison them.

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  • MuffinCupcakeHeeler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But what if they’re really just concerned about you as in: “Human, stay away from that poison!”

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    • Grass@geddit.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait! Let me test it for poison first!

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• HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I laughed way too hard at this. 👏👏👏👏👏

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• jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You’re a slave, buddy! Other people decide when you can eat! Nope! Can’t go outside and forage, either! It’s one big jail for you.

  You shoulda tried the monkey’s paw instead, but I guess you couldn’t know that.

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• bayport@yall.theatl.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time 🤣🤣🤣

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