Anon experiences summer love
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Cadeillac@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Blubber28@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Still a better love story than Twilight
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I should call her
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Someone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.
three@lemm.ee 7 months ago
oh oh oh @Wrufieotnak@feddit.org come tell everyone that letting mosquitoes bite you is a super bad idea! lmfao
Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE
Summer lovin, happened so fast,
I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me
…
She flew by me, she bit my… cramp
He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp
I saved her young, she nearly starved
He showed off, splashing around
Summer bugs, something’s begun
But, ah! Oh, the summer nights
Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!
henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 months ago
Is this… original content?
We don’t take kindly to that around these parts.
Shard@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is brilliant good sir!
MrLLM@ani.social 7 months ago
Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)