Anon experiences summer love

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• Late2TheParty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE

    Summer lovin, happened so fast,

    I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me

    …

    She flew by me, she bit my… cramp

    He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp

    I saved her young, she nearly starved

    He showed off, splashing around

    Summer bugs, something’s begun

    But, ah! Oh, the summer nights

    Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Is this… original content?

      We don’t take kindly to that around these parts.

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    • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is brilliant good sir!

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  • MrLLM@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• Cadeillac@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh dear

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• Blubber28@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Still a better love story than Twilight

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I should call her

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• three@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  oh oh oh @Wrufieotnak@feddit.org come tell everyone that letting mosquitoes bite you is a super bad idea! lmfao

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• collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Someone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.

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