why ever come before 5 then today

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• davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anyone know the intended answer?

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  • dwindling7373@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The letter “A” in the following pseudo-code: if time = 1 year -> A esle if time = 1 month -> AA else if time = 1 week -> AAAA else if time = 1 day -> AAAAAA

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    • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Alternatively: levels of “oh no” for an upcoming essay

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      esle

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Next time just shoot me in the face.

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    • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And how would that be useful?

      Of course you can just write anything to match the question, but in theory the answer should have existed before the question, so it should make sense on its own.

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  • AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s an old sex joke that fits. Something along the lines of the stages of a person’s life:

    An old man An old married couple Newly Weds A teenager

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  • Gacrux@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i think this was meant to be a shitpost and has no intended solution. out of all the crappy ones i could find on google this one makes the most sense, but given how there was probably no intended solution this one still doesn’t make a lot of sense overall

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    its the letter f. once a year: thats the f in Feburary twice a month: the month has 4 weeks and the 2 f’s are the First and Fourth weeks. four times a week: the week has 7 days and the 4 f’s are the First, Fourth and FiFth days. six times a day: a day has 24 hours and the 6 f’s are the First, Fourth, Fifth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and twenty-Fourth hours (yes there are 2 f’s in fifteen)

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    • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are already 7 before getting to twenty-Fourth. (Which is the next day anyway) But yeah, that almost makes sense

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• Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Madness.

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