Some of them literally are...

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• Zyratoxx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Mind if I share my Xcrement collection to you?”

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• plactagonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Damn I should make meme from my comment first.

  TBH lots of people think about calling it that.

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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The name “Twitter” isn’t much better. In my head, I call users “Twits” if I’m being kind, and something else less polite if they deserve it.

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  • Zyratoxx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I saw some similar puns tbh, but I didn’t see “Xcrement” yet. On the other hand I’ve most likely only seen a glimpse of what people came up with…

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    • plactagonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also it is weirdly accurate description of 80% of content there.

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• Master@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I still think Kisses. (the whole XOXO hugs and kisses thing).

  Mainly because Elon is homophobic and would hate the fact that his new platform is just a bunch of people kissing each other.

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  • Zyratoxx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Send kisses

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• Tramdan@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Xcretions

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• LastoftheDinosaurs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Zyratoxx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah, I don’t. Making fun of it doesn’t mean I’m using it. Nor do I encourage using it for multiple reasons (toxic right-wing boomers, centralised corpo network, elon musk as a person, …)

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  • HeavenAndHell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t make a joke without being accused of being obsessed?

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    • LastoftheDinosaurs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A lot of artists and content creators I like refuse to come to the Fediverse, because various stupid reasons.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I once made a twitter account, because my local radio had a contest where you could only participate through twitter. I managed to participate in the contest (didn’t win) and I never looked at twitter or that particular one-off email account again.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Xeet

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• mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I saw OP putting a brown bag at Musks Door.

  This is how it got lightend.

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  • Zyratoxx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I heard you can order elephant poop and send it to people as “gift”

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I fully support this idea

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• alex_schqual@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Zyratoxx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only question left: left or right twix?

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• Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Literal shitposts

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• cynetri@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Xitter has Xcrements in it

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