Satan’s gonna catch himself a black eye

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• Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • finley@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This version from the gospel of John is far more interesting than the others, what with the whipping

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So you’re saying its part chankla? Formidable indeed.

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      AND he’s using it against merchants/elites/the rich, this is the version of Jesus I can get behind!

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• essell@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The first rule of god club is you have to continuously talk about god club

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As is foretold

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• Lepsea@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    Or maybe he just wants to play some tunes

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• Syltti@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Satan won’t be catching anything. He’s going to be chilling on the sidelines with us as we get front-row seats to Jesus getting his ass beat by a Bible thumper who is mad about Jesus not voting for Trump.

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Satan: “Bring it!”

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• Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s not fair though. 6AM is too early and you know it. After a long night of partying that amounts to a handicap.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have you tried not doing that?

    Also, where does it say AM on that board?

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