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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well maybe you should quit making excuses and sort your closet so that it have better access performance

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  • LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Defrag, you say

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least order the items to allow for a binary search.

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the sort should happen naturally, hang the cleaned clothes up in the most accessible areas. the ones you use the least should trend towards inaccessible.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And my room is not messy it’s simply approaching a state of maximum entropy after which it can’t get any messier so it’s actually more efficient to leave it in that state for some time before cleaning.

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s a non 0 chance that it ends up in a clean state on its own given enough time.

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• Coasting0942@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Read Algorithms to Live by Mom, it just works!

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• Daxtron2@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If your L1 is overfilled, you’re gonna have issues anyway

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• lolcatnip@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When everything is a cache, nothing is a cache.

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• MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A dirty cache will get you grounded.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I try to be chill with my kids but holy hell man… I draw the line at food. After we found a thermos full of fur, and a decomposed sandwich in a lunchbag under a pile in the closet I have no fucking chill lol.

    DO YOU WANT BUGS?! ah the joys of parenting

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• jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My attempt at a callback (reply):

  Mom: Your CPU (brain) can’t handle the L1 cache parameters you are attempting to achieve, until your expand your regularization abilities (chair too small for the cloths you wish to access quickly and brain too disorganized to be useful).

  Mom: So run a Disk Cleanup (organize your closet) or prepare to meet the blue screen of death (you are about to catch some hands from big mama; mom is good at fighting).

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• SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mom: I applaud your organizational skills. With that kind of performance we will expect you to be at breakfast at 7 AM sharp.

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• mlg@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You fool you need a bigger chair to keep the cache fast, otherwise you’ll accidentally make a slow ass stack memory because you have to unload all the clothes on top to get to the bottom.

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• joneskind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cleaning is just adding entropy. You’re not helping Mom!

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