Typical german behaviour
DNA Reveals How German Cockroaches Came to Dominate the World
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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srsh@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Because they won cockroach world war 2?
42yeah@lemm.ee 11 months ago
“The German cockroach can’t even fly,” Qian Tang, lead author of the study and an evolutionary biologist at Harvard University,
I dunno about that
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Have you seen one fly? They have wings but the only time I’ve ever seen a roach fly was at school and it was way too big to be german
Undaunted@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Some of us Germans can be incredibly big so I wouldn’t be sure about that either.
cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 11 months ago
I grew up in the Philippines. I don’t know what kind we had there but they were big (1.5-2" in length) and they definitely flew.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
There is a type of cockroach that can fly, if it’s hot and humid enough. It lives in Florida, along with many other places.
Mikufan@ani.social 11 months ago
Cause you all lack flamethrowers!
RelativeArea0@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You mean flammenwerfer
Mikufan@ani.social 11 months ago
HANZ! BRING DEN FLAMMENWERFER!
Jimbo@yiffit.net 11 months ago
It werfs flammen
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
By living in German cocks, obviously
newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 11 months ago
Last time I checked the Soviets stopped German cockroaches’ attempt at world domination
Kaboom@reddthat.com 11 months ago
The real third reich
fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 months ago
They was bugs all along. Better for stomping.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
They ratatouilled the Nazis just to reach the whole world.
lemmus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The real third roach