I fucking love it

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• Steveanonymous@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  CEMENT? DAS CONK CREET BABY

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• GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cement is stored in the balls

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  • Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get the joke but that’s a dachshund and I’d like to be his friend

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s no joke, only shitpost

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Snort it, mix it, put it in a stew

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  • CatZoomies@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you know that Viggo Mortensen broke his cement?

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck yeah bro

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• wallmenis@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why I can only read this in Jixaw’s voice impersonating Jeremy Clarkson?

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