***Narrator : *** According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a pig should be able to fly. Its wings are too small and its body is, well, a bit porky. The pig, of course, flies anyway because pigs don’t care what humans think is impossible…

***Wilbur (looking in the mirror) : *** Pink, curly tail. Pink, curly tail. Pink, curly tail. Pink, curly tail. Ooh, curly tail and pink! Let’s break the mold a bit.

***Oliver : *** Wilbur! Breakfast time!

Wilbur : *** Coming! Got your slop-bucket special ready?

***Oliver : *** Your favorite, LemmyShitPost is on the table already.