Submitted 7 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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What you want to do is get one that is more roughly shaped but still recognisable as a paw print and have the paw part be made of a soft material that hard enough to leave paw prints in dort but inconsistentently so the paw prints in the dirt aren’t perfectly uniform
It would also be better to have the paw part be casted from a real dog paw
Lol I do this, but instead of footprints I poop
I think they meant, that they also pooped, since the neighbor was ranting about the poop ( it must have been a dog in their logic, because of the dog footprints )
Oh man, I seriously missed that and thought I was being clever lol.
Sonofa
Neighbor: this dog really needs to see a vet. It’s like he’s living on beer and beans!
Fun fact, those famous Bigfoot foot prints? Yep it was sure hoax and this is how they did it.
Well the turds they left match a Bigfoot, so I choose to believe
Those must’ve been some giant flip-flops.
Next up: The cat box.
bostonbananarama@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Neighbor: Why does this dog eat so much corn!?!
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Corn? I don’t reMEMBAH eating any corn!