After about a week they make the lowest tiered manager start pulling with the horse for an extra 30c and then that manager quits and eventually the company realizes infinite growth is no longer possible so they sell out to another company.
Dystopia
Submitted 7 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nah, that obvious solution is equally corporate. I cannot tell you how often I’ve had to pull out this question in meetings with software management:
“It takes a combined orchestra and chorus of 120 people 70 minutes to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony. If we double the number of performers, how long will it take?”
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The funny thing about the “obvious solution” is the whip. Either option is bad.
Reucnalts@feddit.de 7 months ago
But the whip isnt part of either solution. The Problem has also a whip. Or are you arguing, that without the whip they wont be stuck in the mud?
over_clox@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Now this solution clearly isn’t realistic. The horse ain’t dead yet…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
marche_ck@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The whippings continue until morale improves
darki@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Must is an asshole, but keeps giving us these gold nougats until our morale improves 😂
TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Apple solution
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I feel like the whip chain should be aimed at the workers on front of them instead of all on the horse.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 months ago
The horse is the worker…
postnataldrip@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Sack the horse and bring in one that’ll be stuck just as bad, but will do it cheaper