Fucking tongs

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• Corigan@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that a William Dafoe Klingon bird of prey?

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am absolutely using that tomorrow! Thanks!

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    • variants@possumpat.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where are you going to use your William Dafoe

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• dudinax@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does anyone else get the feeling that Willem Dafoe is super weird and just barely holding it in?

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  • shadearg@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Opposite. I get the feeling that Willem Dafoe is a down-to-earth normal guy with a haunting voice, intense stare, and unsettling smile with extreme comical affect. He strikes me as an individual with the patience of a saint.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You keep your tongs in the kitchen?

  I keep mine in the bathroom, next to the poop knife, like any normal person.

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  • Hellstormy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, same. Sometimes when it’s stuck again you just need some help getting it out you want to have the right utensils ready to grab.

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    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s like surgery: “Scalpel…Forceps…Gauze…”

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• ArmyTiger@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can go lower.

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• Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Turn them around so they keep you from closing the door instead

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• TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For me, it’s the ice cream scoop, or a meat baster, or a…

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  • Blum0108@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dildo?

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• Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do we know each other?

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor guy, such a short body and no arms

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