lol
I’m currently in the “Elvis getting fat” phase.
⭐ rockstar developers ⭐
Submitted 7 months ago by vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 7 months ago
thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Stay away from toilets!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s one of the most impractical pieces of advice I’ve ever read.
Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 7 months ago
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
He forgot to groom underage fans
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
No, it just takes longer.
Ozy@lemmy.world 7 months ago
ngl, thought you guys meant rockstar as in the company, which would still apply lol
Cthulhus_Cuck@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Or just learn the rockstar language! You can always be a rockstar developer codewithrockstar.com
Gutek8134@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What was in that syringe and who had had it on themselves
BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info 7 months ago
What was in that syringe
dependencies
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 7 months ago
relevant talk (strongly recommended to watch the entire thing)
LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Is this referring to something?
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Some devs consider themselves rockstars or 10x devs, people who are just more talented at computer development. Yes, I’ve heard both those terms both from people referring to themselves and from management saying someone is talented.
This attitude leads to deploying code that is unsafe/breaks conventions (I know better), untested (it’ll work!), poorly documented (It’s obvious! If you don’t know what it does, maybe you shouldn’t be touching it), and generally causes problems for everyone around them.
These people typically end up owning product by themselves, which to management can look like they’re doing the work of a whole team.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 months ago
The comic is just so specific I feel like it has to be talking about someone specific.
Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 7 months ago
3 star meme
Panel with dildo slapping would make it 5/7
Thade780@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Aaah, the rockstar developer. The asshole feared by all sysadmin department. The fucker that pushes untested shit to production on Friday afternoon before disappearing off the grid. The son of a bitch that, while everyone is scrambling to restore production to be stable in between Friday and Saturday morning, is enjoying is life? The one that everyone knows would have been better if his mother swallowed that night, that on Monday morning is surprised and enraged that all his accounts are locked out?
That rockstar developer?
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Why don’t you tell us how you really feel.
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I can see you’re not ready to talk about this.