⭐ rockstar developers ⭐

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• Thade780@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aaah, the rockstar developer. The asshole feared by all sysadmin department. The fucker that pushes untested shit to production on Friday afternoon before disappearing off the grid. The son of a bitch that, while everyone is scrambling to restore production to be stable in between Friday and Saturday morning, is enjoying is life? The one that everyone knows would have been better if his mother swallowed that night, that on Monday morning is surprised and enraged that all his accounts are locked out?

  That rockstar developer?

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why don’t you tell us how you really feel.

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  • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can see you’re not ready to talk about this.

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• agressivelyPassive@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m currently in the “Elvis getting fat” phase.

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stay away from toilets!

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s one of the most impractical pieces of advice I’ve ever read.

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• Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He forgot to groom underage fans

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  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, it just takes longer.

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• Ozy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ngl, thought you guys meant rockstar as in the company, which would still apply lol

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• Cthulhus_Cuck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or just learn the rockstar language! You can always be a rockstar developer codewithrockstar.com

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• Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What was in that syringe and who had had it on themselves

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  • BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What was in that syringe

    dependencies

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  relevant talk (strongly recommended to watch the entire thing)

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this referring to something?

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  • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some devs consider themselves rockstars or 10x devs, people who are just more talented at computer development. Yes, I’ve heard both those terms both from people referring to themselves and from management saying someone is talented.

    This attitude leads to deploying code that is unsafe/breaks conventions (I know better), untested (it’ll work!), poorly documented (It’s obvious! If you don’t know what it does, maybe you shouldn’t be touching it), and generally causes problems for everyone around them.

    These people typically end up owning product by themselves, which to management can look like they’re doing the work of a whole team.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The comic is just so specific I feel like it has to be talking about someone specific.

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• Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  3 star meme

  Panel with dildo slapping would make it 5/7

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