Wow what a life charger for those guys.
beds
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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darvocet@infosec.pub 8 months ago
scytale@lemm.ee 8 months ago
What were they called before beds were invented?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bugs
Lyrl@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Beds predate language. Non-human apes build “nests” - beds in trees - to sleep in.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 months ago
But is it really a bed when you didn’t get it from Ikea?
Lyrl@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Haha, but batbugs and birdbugs - bedbug cousins that prefer the blood of bats or birds - are a thing. Bedbugs and their preference for specifically human blood evolved alongside primates starting to build sleeping structures.
AncientFutureNow@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The middle frame; That’s Kramer busting in the door.
Nom@lemm.ee 7 months ago
humdrumgentleman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is a censored version. There was actually an impolite intersection uttered suggesting that something occur “sideways,” from which a troubling tradition has merged: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination?wpro…
Lyrl@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It’s such a creepy biological characteristic. Bedbugs are mildly social, and prefer to sleep near other bedbugs. But the traumatic insemination seems to be unpleasant for the females, and after enough holes are poked all over their bodies, they will leave the main colony. A single inseminated female hitchhiker is normally how they infest new places.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
And I thought barbed cat penises & ducks’ corkscrew cox were bad…
Traumatic insemination 🤮
otter@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I love this comic every time I see it
danc4498@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Honestly, I want to watch an entire tv series about this.