beds

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• otter@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I love this comic every time I see it

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Honestly, I want to watch an entire tv series about this.

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• darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Wow what a life charger for those guys.

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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What were they called before beds were invented?

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Bugs

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  • Lyrl@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Beds predate language. Non-human apes build “nests” - beds in trees - to sleep in.

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      But is it really a bed when you didn’t get it from Ikea?

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• Lyrl@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Haha, but batbugs and birdbugs - bedbug cousins that prefer the blood of bats or birds - are a thing. Bedbugs and their preference for specifically human blood evolved alongside primates starting to build sleeping structures.

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• AncientFutureNow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The middle frame; That’s Kramer busting in the door.

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  • Nom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I could practically hear it

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• humdrumgentleman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is a censored version. There was actually an impolite intersection uttered suggesting that something occur “sideways,” from which a troubling tradition has merged: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination?wpro…

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  • Lyrl@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s such a creepy biological characteristic. Bedbugs are mildly social, and prefer to sleep near other bedbugs. But the traumatic insemination seems to be unpleasant for the females, and after enough holes are poked all over their bodies, they will leave the main colony. A single inseminated female hitchhiker is normally how they infest new places.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Evolution always knows what works

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    And I thought barbed cat penises & ducks’ corkscrew cox were bad…

    Traumatic insemination 🤮

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