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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just imagine driving past this sign on the way to a vacation spot with kids screaming in the car and just realising you forgot about the broken tent pole from the last trip that you meant to replace before this one, then the fuel blinker comes on.

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oddly specific

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    • Juvyn00b@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They’ve seen some shit

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• GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Breathe in deeply, exhale, adjust for wind currents, sight down the scope and take out the chump who is hyperventilating in clear violation of the sign.

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• dogsoahC@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And if you’re still ecperiencing stress by the end of the day… YOU’RE FIRED!

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mr Denholm!

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When the police came, and questions about discrepancies in the pension plan, did he get stressed?
    No! He got up, straightened his tie, and dealt with the problem!

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• jerd@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is going up on the office door at work.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stress Free Zone billed by the 1/4 hour, payable on exit.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm

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• Jac0b@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Enforced by sniper

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, if you wait 2 weeks the sniper will die if old age

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