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Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have a baby

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨db2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All the way through this reads so mid, you expect a funny twist ending. But ChatGPT just can’t do that.

    It’s like a zombie wearing the skin of a writer.

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    • HeChomk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Still a better love story than twilight… 😉

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    • NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But there was no punch line!

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  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They named her Alexis, a combination of their first names.

    As heartwarming as this story was, this line confuses me.

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    • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      GenAI generally can’t spell worth a shit.

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      • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        To be fair, that’s a pretty accurate way to describe my career, too.

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    • jeeva@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The “I” in “LLM” stands for intelligence.

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    • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, you take the “Alex” from the beginning of Jeff and the “is” from the end of Elon. Alexis.

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    • BluesF@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hello this is our daughter Jon. Wait, no that’s terrible - this is Elf! Shit, fuck it just call her Alexis.

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    • hector@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Heartwarming” ? I didn’t feel that except the cold writing of AI.

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    • sunbytes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It made me cry laugh.

      Because I sat there for a minute and tried to work out how it was their names.

      Then I realised it wasn’t the setup to a joke. It’s just a the echo of a human, doing tricks.

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  • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Very inspiring. One objection, though… he’s not really a founder of Tesla. He bought his way in and made them accept a clause that he could say he was a founder, then pushed out the actual founders.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s AI, reality is optional.

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      • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The rest sounds very realistic to me.

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    • GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      -That’s- your one objection?? lol

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  • Cornpop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lmfao I love how all that musk brings to the table is driving electric cars.

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  • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t the offspring of either be a billionaire as soon as either father gave her a billion? Or gave her control of a company that was going to earn her that much? Seems like an easy ask for the 2 richest people.

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    • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re asking an AI to be logical and not out-of-touch

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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