Why would I drink and drive when I could drink alone in the basement?

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not a joke. My cousin has one of those. Yes he is pretty dumb

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• Tenthrow@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unfortunately they always seem to be able to reproduce before Darwin can get to them.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Amateurs. Just fill your windshield wiper fluid tank with grain alcohol, and pipe the hose into the vehicle cabin through the firewall.

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• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have two hands for a reason!

  Double-fisting? One on the beer, one in the rear?

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s genius. It makes it easier for the officer to open the beer that I offer him.

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• Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Amateurs, I just pop the bottle caps off the steering wheel. It’s all in the wrists.

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• tiziodcaio@feddit.it ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And if I want to open a bottle while I am driving? How can I do?

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Turn up the music louder than the seatbelt chime

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Install a bottle opener on the dash

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s super easy to open beers with all the different seatbelts.anyway. it’s like manufacturere designed it in.

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