You’re a Stardew NPC, and you just got looked up on the wiki. Did they also inexplicably know exactly where to find you at 3:00 PM on a Wednesday?
Anon needs lighters
Submitted 5 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 weeks ago
I am one of those NPCs that was given a schedule routine, but I only exist to serve as padding out the size of the town and have no other function out of being part of the local aesthetic.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I get it. I’m the guy in old 8 but RPGs who hiccups to show that he’s drunk and sometimes says nonsense.
Retrograde@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I think the devs forgot to program my routine so I keep finding myself t-posing in the bathroom
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Same
zerofk@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Occasionally a player may follow you around. They’re just curious how long your routine is, they’ll stop when they get bored.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I don’t mind that, it’s when they quicksave that I start sweating
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Your name made me think you had a bunch of reddit awards for your comment
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’m the fae character that just pops the fuck out of nowhere, fixes EXACTLY one of your problems (no more, no less) in THE most absurd and/or inexplicable way then just fucking disappears again. I avoid it with patients but my coworkers are all fair game.