I tried touching grass, but I don't think it worked out well for the grass

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• sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did you get the grass’ consent before you touched it?

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I molested grass.

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    • norbert@kbin.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Grass hates moles.

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  • RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Henry Crabgrass says to always ask for consent!

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First out-loud laugh of the day, even if it was pretty minor. Thanks!

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  • vind@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the second comment I’ve seen you make that are just like this. You a bot or something?

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    • quicksand@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think he may have just woken up in a good mood today. Took a peek at his profile and it looks like a person

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, I just credit the first out-loud laugh or boisterous laugh of the day on a pretty regular basis. I’ve been on Lemmy half my morning without it happening so far.

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• joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s greener because it’s covered in shit.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone should drill that into the minds of the military

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