I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean.

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• jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Misleading. Most alcohol you drink isn’t strong enough to sanitize. You need to buy Everclear. And it has to be the 190 proof stuff

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  • gimpchrist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you drink it with apple juice it’s really nice

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    • jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Doctors hate this one simple trick!

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  • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have some snake oil that goes down a lot easier I must say

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    • jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Easier than 190 proof alcohol? Lies, nothing goes down as easily

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Found this on Truth Social?

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Doubt it; those idiots would probably advocate for using turpentine instead.

    Disclaimer that shouldn’t be necessary but probably is: DON’T DRINK TURPENTINE.

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    • Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t drink too much turpentine.*

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• Batting1000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It would have to be Everclear, and of a high proof.

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• Freestylesno@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No, you need to drink for the buffalo effect. Drinking kills the slow cells in your body so only the strong ones survive.

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Meh, this is a problem that will solve itself.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I had a sophomoric urge to get smashed day-drinking. It’s the kind of urge I typically (always) ignore. But I think you just changed my mind. Glug glug glug…

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• ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Go for 99.9% pure Industrial Isopropyl Alcohol for fastest results.

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Way ahead of you buddy

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