Batting1000

@Batting1000@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i have a proposal⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, it’s really cold in Ireland. Radiator heaters don’t do much unless you really crank it up full blast. Then again, I spent almost a year there, alone, in a place with a broken heater and never had sex with anyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you as smart as Ben?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re lucky enough to date a Ben, you don’t ask questions, either. I dated one. He left me for something called an Allison. 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The numbers dont lie... and they spell disaster for you⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you change that line in the middle to y=2, and restrict the domain and range on the other functions, you can have a circle that just contains a capital A. Just in case you want to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quite a talent⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine being the king, and you’ve got that one friend you want to put on payroll, but their only claim to fame is farting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Want to lose weight? Poverty can help!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had this experience; the poverty, not ozempic. I didn’t have a job first year of college and basically starved. My BMI was under 18. Everyone said my eyes looked sunken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It would have to be Everclear, and of a high proof.