Submitted 7 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[pictured: a sobbing Pepe the frog holding a gun to the roof of their mouth]
>be depressed loser
>heard getting a dog helps so i do
>name her cinnamon because she’s brown
>depression slowly fades away
>cinnamon gets run over by drunk neighbor right in front of me
good one god very funny
don’t kill yourself kill the neighbor instead (in roblox)
Neighbor commits suicide by inhaling too much cinnamon
neighbor fails the cinnamon challenge
April Fools!
“It’s just a prank bro!” -God
Anon fails to train/control their dog Anon’s dog meets an untimely end thanks to Anon’s stupidity Anon misplaces the blame on society “Why is the world like this?”
Accidents happen, even if your dog is well trained. Drunk driving ends lots of innocent lives.
He doesn’t blame society. He blames god, which is even dumber. The neighbour being drunk while driving is a major cause of the incident (society) along with the dog roaming freely onto the street (his fault). If god does exist he had no role in what happened and was purely observing the horrific events unfold while simultaneously being able to but choosing to not take action.
It doesn’t say where the dog got ran over. Could’ve happened in his living room.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I should keep my nsfw filter on
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A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Does the filter get rid of all posts marked NSFW or just subs marked as NSFW? I’ve never been sure so I just manually block the porn instances/subs
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
All posts marked nsfw