Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy

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• Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  In the newest QS rankings, we improved by two positions and are now in a three-way tie for sixty-third in the Alpha Quadrant with the Pakled Institute of Technology and Cornell.

  Ouch

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• AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Oh man, as someone who’s been interfacing with a lot of university bureaucracy lately, this is so on point it hurts. I feel like you could get a press release from my university and swap in some Star Trek words and it’d be a similar vibe.

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  • MalReynolds@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    As someone who checks comments to see if it’s worth my time to read the source, thank you for your service. And also as someone who checks primary sources, curse me for caring, I shall look because I commented…

    I didn’t.

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  • ArtieShaw@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Indeed. Too real.

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• mercano@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The signature at the bottom of the letter makes it all make sense.

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• Stormygeddon@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  No worries, many of the students knew Romulan anyway.

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  • zabadoh@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You’re a Romulan spy too?

    Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one!

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• Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  No worries, we all have universal translators anyways!

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