Oh man, as someone who’s been interfacing with a lot of university bureaucracy lately, this is so on point it hurts. I feel like you could get a press release from my university and swap in some Star Trek words and it’d be a similar vibe.
Due to Falling Enrollments, We Will No Longer Offer Courses in Romulan at Starfleet Academy
Submitted 1 year ago by USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website to startrek@startrek.website
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AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
As someone who checks comments to see if it’s worth my time to read the source, thank you for your service. And also as someone who checks primary sources, curse me for caring, I shall look because I commented…
I didn’t.
ArtieShaw@fedia.io 1 year ago
Indeed. Too real.
mercano@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The signature at the bottom of the letter makes it all make sense.
Stormygeddon@startrek.website 1 year ago
No worries, many of the students knew Romulan anyway.
zabadoh@ani.social 1 year ago
You’re a Romulan spy too?
Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one!
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
No worries, we all have universal translators anyways!
Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Ouch