sea cucumbers

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• candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Y’know I misinterpreted for a second and thought you were putting a sea cucumber in your anus and then cumming on a crab

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love the idea that it wasn’t planned like the guy just wanted to be safe and blasted the crab

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  • Nelots@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought they were shooting a cucumber out of their ass as a projectile.

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• MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh I’m certain no-one will use this template in a more immature way

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  • Mercival@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think it can get any more graphic than eviscerating yourself and covering your oponent with your own guts! (Some sea cucumbers do this, others produce a sticky substance specifically for this purpose.)

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• weariedfae@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You are my favorite user on Lemmy. A+ work.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    💚

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Iirc that’s how they eat not defend

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  • weariedfae@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s both, IIRC depends on the species but some have those creepy noodly things to eat and some eject stringy viscera to distract the predator and skedaddle.

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Skedaddle what a criminally underused term

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• dgbbad@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If someone threatens you, just fart your lungs all over that bastard.

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• TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I defend myself this way as well.

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  • Dnn@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weirdo. That’s how I mark my property.

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• aeharding@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  HAPPY CAKE DAY

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• nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  go go gadget colon cannon!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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