Oh I’m certain no-one will use this template in a more immature way
sea cucumbers
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.de 7 months ago
Mercival@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I don’t think it can get any more graphic than eviscerating yourself and covering your oponent with your own guts! (Some sea cucumbers do this, others produce a sticky substance specifically for this purpose.)
weariedfae@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You are my favorite user on Lemmy. A+ work.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 months ago
💚
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Iirc that’s how they eat not defend
weariedfae@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It’s both, IIRC depends on the species but some have those creepy noodly things to eat and some eject stringy viscera to distract the predator and skedaddle.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Skedaddle what a criminally underused term
dgbbad@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
If someone threatens you, just fart your lungs all over that bastard.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I defend myself this way as well.
Dnn@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Weirdo. That’s how I mark my property.
aeharding@lemmy.world 7 months ago
HAPPY CAKE DAY
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
go go gadget colon cannon!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
candyman337@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Y’know I misinterpreted for a second and thought you were putting a sea cucumber in your anus and then cumming on a crab
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I love the idea that it wasn’t planned like the guy just wanted to be safe and blasted the crab
Nelots@lemm.ee 7 months ago
I thought they were shooting a cucumber out of their ass as a projectile.