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• ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  2. Congratulations, you are now a lemon-stealing whore

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    no step 2 is arson

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It always is, isn’t it? Only noobs don’t know that.

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  • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We pick hundreds of lemons from our tree each year and leave them out for free on the street. I call all the takers lemon stealing whores and my wife is never amused.

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Step 3

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Instructions clear, lemon chosen.

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fitting

  “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this guy gets it

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• match@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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