You can also take deductions for costs relating to criminal activity!

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Europeans: You guys have to file your own taxes?

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• Fades@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just be rich and pay nothing instead

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• vsis@feddit.cl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  me: I stole a bike. owner: Plz, gov, help me get it back. me: Here, my income taxes. gov: Yup. We’re all goood. Bye.

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• ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, they say this shit but hide the addendum forms like five layers deep in a FAQ link tree. And don’t even get me started on the forms you need if you steal drugs. Like, holy shit. I hate to be a bureaucan’t, but somethings gotta change

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• BobGnarley@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_construction

  TL;DR- if you do this you are foolish and you are going to get fucked, probably forcefully in prison.

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about legally questionable activities? You know, from things that aren’t exactly crimes, but sure look like it? Asking for a friend

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• andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh sweet, so I can steal stuff Jan 1 and return it Dec 31 with no hit on my taxes. This changes everything.

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• numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You need to take a sensible deduction.

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