“This binary has strings of Armenian in it. Our suspect likely speaks Armenian”
-The feds, probably
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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Knew a fellow that was ridiculously good at hiding his tracks from the feds because he made a custom compiler so that he could code in Armenian.
Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
How does a custom compiler make it easier to hide your tracks from the feds?
FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Sounds like an episode of NCIS
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
You can track the hacksr by having two people type on the same keyboard simultaneously
mhague@lemmy.world 4 days ago
He forgot to mention, the compiler outputs Armenian machine code that can only run on chips built on Armenian binary.
bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
TIL ARM runs Armenian binary 🤯