Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?
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ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks agoI would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.
We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.
gnutrino@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
for free??
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Got my tubes tied when I was 27 (no kids no interest).
So nope, not in the slightest.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
We’re on lemmy, none of us are having kids anyway.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Yeah, I mean I can multitask licking their tentacles while I game.