Comment on Anon hates smartphones

inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The flashlight to.

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• bradd@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And authenticators, password managers.

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• uis@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    anal-locked

    new kind of biometrics?

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Insert authentication dildo to continue.

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    • uis@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?

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