The disparity in toilets in that country is insane. You have ones with full remote controls on the seat in some places then others that are squat holes that flush
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phoneymouse@lemmy.world 5 days ago
The Japanese have already perfected smart toilets. There is no app, but there are loads of buttons, including for a heated toilet seat and some music or ambient sounds to help you relax and disguise unpleasant noises.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 days ago
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 days ago
What about a little fountain spritz of lit up water like in that one Simpsons episode?
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 days ago
Those would be clogged up in a few days. And I’m not even talking about shit, but limescale buildup. We have super hard water here.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 days ago
And fireworks for celebratory pooping.