Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 days agoPelicans are naturally offended by bananas, a printout might work but a pocket banana is a solid distraction technique so you can get it pinned.
Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 days agoPelicans are naturally offended by bananas, a printout might work but a pocket banana is a solid distraction technique so you can get it pinned.
tilefan@lemm.ee 5 days ago
they couldn’t be naturally offended by bananas, as what we recognize as a banana is completely man-made. they must be unnaturally offended by it, or we bred the banana in such a way that it looks exactly like something that used to be offended by
probably pelican dildos.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
They’re offended by their existence as an abomination on the natural order of things, pelicans are extremely strict in their adherence to their ethics.
tilefan@lemm.ee 5 days ago
then why do they keep trying to eat things that are bigger than them