Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?

• prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pelicans are naturally offended by bananas, a printout might work but a pocket banana is a solid distraction technique so you can get it pinned.

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  • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    they couldn’t be naturally offended by bananas, as what we recognize as a banana is completely man-made. they must be unnaturally offended by it, or we bred the banana in such a way that it looks exactly like something that used to be offended by

    probably pelican dildos.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      They’re offended by their existence as an abomination on the natural order of things, pelicans are extremely strict in their adherence to their ethics.

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      • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        then why do they keep trying to eat things that are bigger than them

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